None of my children are neurotypical.
E is the eldest – he’s probably schizophrenic (but i could care less about diagnoses)
T is the middle – he is ADHD (and I am not kidding about the hyper/impulsive part. Just leave your lighter out and you’ll see what I mean)
M is the youngest and who knows about him.
Me? I am eternally 30. I stay at home and have Multiple Sclerosis and have my own brand of Mommy Crazy.